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A severe case of the chocolate sphinkter squirts.
I ate some bad oysters yesterday and woke up the screaming mimis. I thought my colon..
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When your or someone else's birthday was yesterday.
Brian: I had a great birthday yesterday.
Fred: Happy Yesterbirthday Brian!
B..
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Throwing up after a heavy night on the sauce.
I shouldn't have drunk all that baileys last night.i was up at 5 for the singing bre..