Beating Off The Dog

What is Beating Off The Dog?

To masturbate a dog while saying "red rocket"

Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!

Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)

See south park, red rocket, masturbate, beat off, dog

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