Beating The Record

What is Beating The Record?


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'Beating the record' is a phrase referring to one attempting to 'beat' the number of times they can masturbate in 24 hours.

'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.

My current record is nine.

Carl lied about beating the record yesterday.

See masturbation, wank, wanking, jerk, jack


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