Beating The Record

What is Beating The Record?

'Beating the record' is a phrase referring to one attempting to 'beat' the number of times they can masturbate in 24 hours.

'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.

My current record is nine.

Carl lied about beating the record yesterday.

See masturbation, wank, wanking, jerk, jack

W.a.f.l.

1. (or WAFL in instant messages) - Denotes "what a f*cking loser". Johnny5: I am the best. I totally rule! Sandra: jeez, not to..

Albertoax

1. When you hide in your sister's closet and wait for her to start masturbating, then once shes about to cum you jump out and yell &qu..

Urbandict

1. Shortened "slangdefine" or urban dictionary, especially when typing it into the address bar. "Go to urbandict to find ou..

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