Beating The Record

What is Beating The Record?

'Beating the record' is a phrase referring to one attempting to 'beat' the number of times they can masturbate in 24 hours.

'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.

My current record is nine.

Carl lied about beating the record yesterday.

See masturbation, wank, wanking, jerk, jack

Rizzel Up The Bizzels

1. Rack up the balls rizzel up the bizzels and well shoot some pool...

W.t.b.u.

1. Wanting. To. Break. Up. Me and Shelly aren't really getting along anymore. I am w.t.b.u. with her. See break, over it, out, leavi..

Jettison Stage One

1. To take a dump, especially when great quantities of ejecta are involved. to jettison stage one (expr.): "Uhh. That was exhausting..

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