Beating The Record

What is Beating The Record?

'Beating the record' is a phrase referring to one attempting to 'beat' the number of times they can masturbate in 24 hours.

'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.

My current record is nine.

Carl lied about beating the record yesterday.

See masturbation, wank, wanking, jerk, jack

Giggle Water

1. 1920's slang for alcohol, see hooch How's about some giggle water to drive those blues away? See hooch, bathtub gin, alcohol..

G = P

1. a person of high annoyance, and low intelligence. My brother is a fuckin' 3k jay! See retard, stupid, fucka, loser, bitch..

Elevenway

1. A sex act performed by eleven consenting adults. Dude, that gay elevenway last night was so awesome when Bill did that thing with his p..

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