Beating The Record

What is Beating The Record?

'Beating the record' is a phrase referring to one attempting to 'beat' the number of times they can masturbate in 24 hours.

'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.

My current record is nine.

Carl lied about beating the record yesterday.

See masturbation, wank, wanking, jerk, jack

Pimto

1. an idiot or a wierdo. oh my god, hes such a pimto. See idiot, wierdo, noob, prick, tosspot, nobjockey..

Xobx

1. Obviously, the correct spelling of this word is Xbox, but this is how |33t kiddies spell it. Clearly the misspelling makes them superior..

Osw

1. Officially Stop Working! When you have been pretending you are busy at work (usually in an office) for half of the day, in the last few..

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