Beating The Record

What is Beating The Record?

'Beating the record' is a phrase referring to one attempting to 'beat' the number of times they can masturbate in 24 hours.

'Beating' is a pun, synonymous for masturbating.

My current record is nine.

Carl lied about beating the record yesterday.

See masturbation, wank, wanking, jerk, jack

Chauncer

1. A person who utilizes illegal drug substances. Look at that chauncer, he doesn't even know where he is. See drugs, pot head, wind..

O-. -o

1. music it is someone with headphones on listening to music and enjoying it. o(-. -)o: don't bother me i like this song. See music..

Elastoclit

1. A clitoris having the ability to stretch as though it were a balloon worthy of a balloon animal. As the porn star pulled her elastoclit..

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