What is Beats?
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A pre-organised sexual encounter between three or more men, often in park bushes or woodland areas. Commonly used phrase in Edinburgh, Scotland. Alternative phrases are "Meat and beats" and when there are only three men involved "Beef dinner for three."
"James was off on one of those sordid beats of his last night, the cocksucker."
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2.
A table-drumming game played by two or more people (usually not more than three or four) in which each person is given about 30 seconds to perform a beat on a table or hard surface. Sometimes referred to as "table beats" or simply "beats". Is played for similar reasons as rock, paper, scissors & other assorted boredom-reducing games.
"Hey man, let's play beats."
"You kicked my ass at beats last time"
"Playing beats while high kicks ass"
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3.
Pounding bass frequencies at regular or irregular intervals in a piece of music. Often timed to changes in dance motions, or light-show action. Calculated frequency is expressed as beats per minute.
The pounding beats moved him to dance.
4.
Verb. When a woman gives a man sexual pleasure by the use of her hand.
"Dude you should have seen Sarah last night, she gave some sick
beats ."
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5.
1. adj. something that is incredibly good. eg food, films, pornography etc.
2. n. to give beats eg. physical violence.
1. Did you see the new Transformers film? It was the fuckin BEATS!!
2. You're gonna take the fucking beats!
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6.
the non-lyrical musical accompaniment to any rap/hip hop song.
Max drops beats like nobodies business
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another word for parents
jeremiah wilson: hey sam longstone, you got a free house? i swear your beats are out?
sam longstone: nah they are but no one can come cause im going to butlins oh i mean centre parcs! hey u wana come??
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