Beatsville

What is Beatsville?


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Noun. 1) A suburban shithole. 2) Anywhere town USA. 3) Any of the one million towns across the USA that consist of two dozen chain stores, a couple thousand one story homes, graph-paper streets, and your standard public service facilities. See: Mid-America. Republican districts. Lower middle class living.

Ethan: Where are we?

Malcom: Beatsville.

Ethan: No, there's the sign, Oxnard.

or

Jake: Where's the next gas station?

Malcom: Beatsville.

Jake: No, I think there's one in Chula Vista.

or

Samantha: Where's the meeting?

Malcom: Beatsville.

Samantha: Yeah, Lancaster's a shithole. Not as bad as Barstow though.

Malcom: Let's not split hairs over this one, babe.

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