What is Beatties?
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When a lad you love cheats on you just when you feel secure, he has pulled a Beatties on you!!!
B/F: I love u hunny bunny purlease never leave me!
G/F: O...K... whatever!
*months down the line*
G/F: Oh Im glad im with him he really is nice!
*B/F shacks up with uber fat chic from Beatties!, Ooooooooh how DEGRADING*
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