What is Beauchamp?
after reading girly magazines you ask your girlfriend to frolic and fray the eskimo way via her finger in your asshole AKA the Beauchamp
after a nice glass of cold milk and a cookie dough balance bar my girlfriend Beauchamped me till i cried
Doing a Beauchamp is when someone gives you a lift somewhere, but does not offer to give you one on the way back and let's you figure out how to return home by yourself.
A friend comes to pick you up at your house to go watch hockey at is place. After the game he tells you it was nice seing you and leaves you at the door with no lift and no way to get back home. He did a 'Beauchamp'.