What is Beaumont?
1.
A medium sized town in Texas that is known as the armpit or asshole of Texas. It's rather ghetto, don't walk alone at night. It also smells bad due to the pollution. The women in Beaumont are sexy, but they are either snobby or live in a trailer with her three children.
Girl: Where are you from?
Guy: Beaumont, TX.
Girl: Where's that by?
Guy: Hell
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2.
A extra large male that eats an excessive amount daily. Very lazy and usually sleeps. Often, "head of the household"
Boy 1- "Dude theres no more food in the fridge"
Boy 2- "I guess we will need to eat at McDonalds since your dad is such a beaumont."
Example 2
"Your cat is so big, it's such a beaumont"
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3.
Place where upper class french people strut around like they know everything. Yes they are stupid. Move here and hang yourself in one week is common because it is so boring. Man everyone should just find a french person and stabb them.
Hey, Do you like my car? No, thats not your car. Um, yes it is, that is my car. No its not, my son could beat you up. Okay i agree, but that doesnt change the fact that its my car. Beaumont
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