Beaver Deceiver

What is Beaver Deceiver?


1.

A gay man who flies under a womans gaydar, and appears to be straight

Marisa thought she was on her way to a hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.

See fag hag, gaydar, beaver leaver

2.

A homosexual man who flies beneath a woman's gaydar, and thus appears staight.

Marisa thought she was gonna hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.

See trouser pilot, fag hag

3.

1) An artificial device or other ruse employed to gain entrance to a woman's pants by causing the woman to falsely perceive status or other qualities in the man who utilizes such a device

2) one who regularly employs such devices/tactics

One of my friends from college was a total beaver deceiver. He would go out and buy hippie activism related shirts (even though he didn't believe in the causes). It worked to because that guy got more Tang than Neil Armstrong. It was always off of dirty hippie chicks, but just like my mom used to say... "It all spends the same."

See also "Cubic Zirconium"

See beaver, vagina, deception, cheap date, the golden ticket


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