Beaver Paddle

What is Beaver Paddle?


1.

a mullet, usually southern.

-"did you know kenny just got his hair cut yesterday?"

-"really? what's it look like?

-"it's a beaver paddle"

-"ugh."

See mullet, hair, southern, haircut, hermaphrodite

2.

an abnormally furry ass-crack on a woman

Jenny stopped waxing her beaver for a month. In that time, her beaver grew a tail (on a beaver, known as a paddle).

"Damn, Jenny," I said as I spread her legs, "that's a might thick beaver paddle you got!"

- typically used with a southern accent.


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