Beaver Pelt

What is Beaver Pelt?


1.

EXCESSIVELY hairy beaver (pussy), thus resembling the pelt of a dead beaver (animal). Usually with pubic hair flowing from the belly button down the inner thighs, thus obliterating any treasure trail. Woman with said Beaver Pelt are forced to wear granny underwear as any attempt to wear a thong would be fucking revolting. Often this affects Northern Canadian and ALL European women. NOTE: squirrel fucking, tree hugging bitches often have a Beaver Pelt.

1. Sadly Bobby could not fuck Tracy after he saw her Beaver Pelt due to his projectile vomiting.

See pooty, beaver tail, beaver paddle, pussy, beaver


100

Random Words:

1. Someone who adheres to the political philosophy of John Rawls. See also wanker. Joshua Cohen is a Rawlsian. See Andy..
1. Laughing out loud at you. Usually used by extremly lazy people and/or jackasses. User1: Dude my gf ran over my toe! I was sooooo pissed..
1. A word that describes what Somolian women are taught to defend themselves from a male attacker. She reaches under the mans tunic and sq..