Beaver Pelt

What is Beaver Pelt?


1.

EXCESSIVELY hairy beaver (pussy), thus resembling the pelt of a dead beaver (animal). Usually with pubic hair flowing from the belly button down the inner thighs, thus obliterating any treasure trail. Woman with said Beaver Pelt are forced to wear granny underwear as any attempt to wear a thong would be fucking revolting. Often this affects Northern Canadian and ALL European women. NOTE: squirrel fucking, tree hugging bitches often have a Beaver Pelt.

1. Sadly Bobby could not fuck Tracy after he saw her Beaver Pelt due to his projectile vomiting.

See pooty, beaver tail, beaver paddle, pussy, beaver


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