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According to maternal wisdom: "The vertical wrinkle between the eyebrows that makes you attractive to older men."
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n: An old port-a-potty with clippings from porn magazines glued to the wall, and splatterings of cum all over the place. A popular place..
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When a pregnant woman gets so angry, she has a spontaneous miscarriage. The resulting fetus on the floor is 'blanderspotchen'...