What is Beaver-spit?
1.
Fluid exuded by the vagina.
Home counties housewife, Bushey, Hertfordshire:
The gussets of all my knickers are excessively worn and frayed. Is this due to acid rain or biological washing powder?
Laundryhelpline reply: You do not indicate the provenance or vintage of the garments, or whether you have unusually coarse and bristly pubic hair. The technical name for your problem is "crotch-rot", almost certainly caused by the corrosive effect of years of concentrated BEAVER-SPIT. A large, mature beaver can easily eat its way through the hardest of logs, so it isn't surprising that its saliva has a potent effect on panties. Have you been over-stimulating your G-spot? Purchase 366 replacement pairs and spread the wear. If that doesn't do the trick, contact the Royal Marines Rough Terrain Medical Service. Meanwhile, Laura@TheWhiteHouse.washington.dc may be able to offer advice, as she has personal experience of coping with thick, killer bushes.
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Home counties housewife, Bushey, Hertfordshire:
The gussets of all my knickers are excessively worn and frayed. Is this due to acid rain or biological washing powder?
Laundryhelpline reply: You do not indicate the provenance or vintage of the garments, or whether you have unusually coarse and bristly pubic hair. The technical name for your problem is "crotch-rot", almost certainly caused by the corrosive effect of years of concentrated BEAVER-SPIT. A large, mature beaver can easily eat its way through the hardest of logs, so it isn't surprising that its saliva has a potent effect on panties. Have you been over-stimulating your G-spot? Purchase 366 replacement pairs and spread the wear. If that doesn't do the trick, contact the Royal Marines Rough Terrain Medical Service. Meanwhile, Laura@TheWhiteHouse.washington.dc may be able to offer advice, as she has personal experience of coping with thick, killer bushes.
