What is Beazer?
1.
A well known home building company that has bloodlines tracing back to prehistoric turtles. This acute relationship causes their real estate agents to consume copious amounts of Prozac, hide in shells and have an overwhelming tendency to over promise and under deliver.
It can also be used as an adjective, describing when things go completely wrong.
Hey what did Beazer say about your home? Don't worry about it, eveything is fine.
I hope things don't go Beazer on you!
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2.
To cheat the rightful winner of a contest by awarding the first prize to the contestant deserving to come second.
Kim Medcalf was beazered out of winning Celebrity Fame Academy 2 by all Edith Bowman's listeners voting for her.
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3.
A fucking asshole who sucks his dads cock.
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4.
faggot
he's such a cock sucking beazer
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