What is Because I'm Rick James, Bitch!?


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"I'm Rick James, bitch!" is a phrase made popular by Dave Chappelle through some hilarious sketches. Someone added because to the beginning, and now "Because I'm Rick James, bitch!" is an explanation for anything.

Teacher: Why did you give me an apple with a fishhook in it?

Student: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!

Teacher: I don't understand.

Student: What did the five fingers say to the face?

Teacher: What?

Student: <bitch slap>

Girlfriend: Why did you ceaht on me, you bastard!?

Boyfriend: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!

Girlfirend: Oooh, I love it when you talk dirty.

Boyfriend: That's right, bitch!

Judge: Why did you shoot this man?

Criminal: Because I'm Rick James, bitch!

Judge: Case dismissed.

Criminal: Take that, prosecuting biatches!

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