Because You Touch Yourself At Night! Edit Meaning

1. A wad of toilet paper or an an old sock stuffed into the back of one's underwear to curb the effects of chronic sharting. I farted..

1. to make out; french kissing My friend motexed with a guy last night. See kissing, making out, second base, frenching..

1. A finnish game in which you try to hold a loaf of bread between your knees while the other players smacks you in the back with a basebal..