Beckley

What is Beckley?


1.

A great little town in the heart of southern West Virgnia. Very big for tourists. I-64 and I-77 along with other roadways run throught Beckley. Full of great people. Woodrow Wilson High School located in Beckley has won 16 state basketball championships.

Beckley, WV is a great place to visit while traveling.

See beckley, west virginia, town, woodrow, basketball

2.

a very ugly and tiny town located in the armpit of West Virginia; hillbilly central.

Beckley resident 1: my cousins got married last weekend!

Beckley resident 2: at the same time?

Beckley resident 1: how else could they get married if they weren't together?

See beckley, hillbilly, incest, gross, scary


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