Bed Bump

What is Bed Bump?

The matted, teased lump of hair that females get after vigarous missionary intercourse. Also, bed head

"I should have looked in the mirror before I walked outside. I was sporting a bed bump!"

See bedhead, bed head, teased, matted, sex

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