Bed Bump

What is Bed Bump?

The matted, teased lump of hair that females get after vigarous missionary intercourse. Also, bed head

"I should have looked in the mirror before I walked outside. I was sporting a bed bump!"

See bedhead, bed head, teased, matted, sex

Dortch

1. shitty; the antithesis of that which would merit a "big up" "Big dortch on that squid" See shitty, big up, gay, st..

Limp Cock And No Lube

1. Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, ..

Zorx

1. To own someone or something at a specific sport or skill. To demolish someone in a video game. Wow, I just beat Matt in FIFA by 7 goal..

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