What is Bed Carting?
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The term for waking up in the morning and lying in your bed until you go back to sleep because you're too lazy to get up.
"Dude, I was bed carting til about 2pm today, so that's why I missed your party...Yeah, I know I'm lazy."
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a euphemism for giving birth.
so when is your wife shooting her vagina cannon?
shooting the baby outta the ol vagina cannon
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The accidental tipping of a finger with poo when wiping ones anus after dumping.
My finger went through the bog-roll and I got the Mida..