Bed Crumbs

What is Bed Crumbs?


1.

noun

small fragments of miscellaneous particles found in between the sheets of an untidy bed.

bed crumbs can be caused by a number of things, such as

-eating in bed

-NOT WIPING YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU CLIMB IN

-dumping glitter on your sheets

-letting homeless people sleep in your bed

-being slutty

(often found in the beds of sloppy people and college dormitories)

-When you're eating puff pastries in bed, and later that night, you're sleeping in a pile of irritating globs of food - bed crumbs!

-When someone has been walking outside barefoot, then climbs underneath your covers, and shards of dirt, sand and dry leaves are transferred to your freshly made bed - bed crumbs!

Use it in a sentence!

-"Don't put your feet on my bed, I don't want any bed crumbs."

-"Ew! Someone was eating applesauce in my bed, and now I have stinky bed crumbs!"

-"You know it's time to wash your sheets when you start to get bed crumbs."

See crumbs, bedcrumbs, homeless, applesauce, glitter, particles


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