What is Bed Job?
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when someone is so desperate for sex that they start to hump their bed pretending it is a real person.
OR
they are practising their moves on the bed by themselves to get ready for later tonight
"hmmm.. i think i might bed job to get in the mood"
OR
"i cant score with anyone! :( *sighs* guess ill just bed job"
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