Bed Pan

What is Bed Pan?


1.

a phrase for a woman who puts on a facade to "gold-dig"

shiny, full of crap, and best when dumped.

guy:Yea I know Natalia, shes a bed pan.

dude: totally, shes only interested in getting her claws in a rich guy.

example: Anna Nicole Smith, amoung many others

See bitch, bed, pan, whore

2.

See a pot to piss in

You don't have a bed pan. YEAH!

See Kung-Fu Jesus

3.

A woman who trolls hospitals looking to land a husband, usually a Doctor.

Someone who is shiny and full of crap, best when dumped.

Did you see that new nurse on the 3rd floor?

What a bed pan!

See trophy wife, troll'in, shiny, hoe, trophy boys

4.

bed pan: An entertaining party game in which two players, standing on adjacent beds, try and knock the other player off of the bed. The first player to touch the ground, with any part of his/her body, loses. Usually takes place in the form of a tournament and in the company of friends. Variations can include: Team mode, water and/or vibrating bed mode, and, if so inclined, nude mode.

Wow, Guillaume is the bed pan master!


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