Bed Panic

What is Bed Panic?


1.

The feeling of horror which occurs when staff and patients in a hospital ward realise there are not enough bed pans to go around, and several bedbound patients in urgent need to urinate or defecate.

There was a bed panic in the ward last night, followed by a lot of extra laundry!

See urinate, defecate, laundry, horror, hospital, bed pan


54

Random Words:

1. One who needs to be right all the time. Awful retribution paladin, used to be an amazing warrior tank. Sarcastic and mysterious. Gets ow..
1. A euphemism for one's junk or package.I.e the cock and balls Sheila gently stroked big Mike and the twins till Mike blew man grav..
1. Please see definition of "again". Groundhogs Day vs. Lather, Rinse, Repeat Cycle. Again and again and again and again... Se..