Bed Panic

What is Bed Panic?


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The feeling of horror which occurs when staff and patients in a hospital ward realise there are not enough bed pans to go around, and several bedbound patients in urgent need to urinate or defecate.

There was a bed panic in the ward last night, followed by a lot of extra laundry!

See urinate, defecate, laundry, horror, hospital, bed pan


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