Bed Time Story

What is Bed Time Story?

1. A positive story that you tell all your friends about a sexual encounter that you had with someone you randomly picked up.

"You know I saw you leave the club last night with that person. You got a bed time story to tell us?"

"I think I'm gonna hit what's their face on the cell late night. See if I cant have me a bed time story, and live happily ever after."

See sex, booty call, fuck, intercourse

Umphreak

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Argon

1. an element of the periodic table of elements. an inert gas. Argon is an inert gas, not the nerdy guy from Ghostbusters. See dave 2. ..

Oboy

1. Slang term for blowjob used by a latin radio station in New York City. Chulo's mother walked in on him while his pants were down ..

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