What is Bed Time Story?
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1. A positive story that you tell all your friends about a sexual encounter that you had with someone you randomly picked up.
"You know I saw you leave the club last night with that person. You got a bed time story to tell us?"
"I think I'm gonna hit what's their face on the cell late night. See if I cant have me a bed time story, and live happily ever after."
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