Bedbugs

What is Bedbugs?


1.

Tiny little insects that one never sees, but knows are there; they have been, are, and will forever more be denied nightly meals.

(said before bed)

"Don't let the bedbugs bite!"

2.

They live in your padded furniture and feed off your blood and are almost impossible to exterminate.

"I would rather gargle buckshot than have bedbugs."

"Bedbugs are to furniture what crackheads are to ghettos."

"Bedbugs are the reason we had to move and get rid of our couches."

"Bedbugs are a biological weapon."

"Goodnight, sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."

See bedbugs, roaches, ants, spiders, rats

3.

drugs. Illegal ones.

"'Ere mister, got any bedbugs....?"


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