Bedcrastinate

What is Bedcrastinate?

When you wake up early enough to do something, but stay in bed and pretend to be asleep in order avoid doing so.

Using a bed to procrastinate

Guy 1: "Man, I woke up way to early this morning, it was 8:30 and I couldn't sleep!

Guy 2: "So did you finally do your homework then?"

Guy 1: "No, I bedcrastinated until 10:30 and then mum dragged me out shopping"

See bed, bedcrastinate, lazy, procrastinate, sleep in

Banging Out

1. To have sexual intercourse I was "Banging Out" this chick in the bathroom and then someone walked in. See sex, fucking, inte..

Order Up

1. to call a drug dealer and order a quantity of drugs I usually order up a big and a baby See order up, buy, purchase, sell, big, baby..

Spontaneous Bidet

1. Incident in which you take a dump, and the toilet splashes you back in perineum. This is different from a regular bidet in that it'..

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