What is Bedcrastinate?
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When you wake up early enough to do something, but stay in bed and pretend to be asleep in order avoid doing so.
Using a bed to procrastinate
Guy 1: "Man, I woke up way to early this morning, it was 8:30 and I couldn't sleep!
Guy 2: "So did you finally do your homework then?"
Guy 1: "No, I bedcrastinated until 10:30 and then mum dragged me out shopping"
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excessive amount of hair coming from or around the anus; ingrown hairs in o-ring or sphincter
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To chortle in an immature fashion.
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Close your mouth, be quiet, shut up.
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