Bedcrastinate

What is Bedcrastinate?

When you wake up early enough to do something, but stay in bed and pretend to be asleep in order avoid doing so.

Using a bed to procrastinate

Guy 1: "Man, I woke up way to early this morning, it was 8:30 and I couldn't sleep!

Guy 2: "So did you finally do your homework then?"

Guy 1: "No, I bedcrastinated until 10:30 and then mum dragged me out shopping"

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