Bedifest Destiny

What is Bedifest Destiny?

AKa Lebensraum, the way a woman sharing your bed will invariably take all of the blankets and a good 2/3 of the mattress by morning.

Man, my back is killing me, Natalie's bedifast destiny's leaving me half off the bed.

Your Mom Is Like A Taxi

1. Your mom is like a taxi. Do you know why? Because I ride her all day. That's right. Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y? ..

Morfushle

1. A fake moustache (usually white and large/puffy) after it has been ripped or fallen off of the face partially or completly. x: Did you ..

Ofsm

1. Acronym for "Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster!" Used by Atheists as a replacement for OMG (Oh My God) and other variations. OFSM!..

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