Bedoism

What is Bedoism?


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Bedoism is a religion of worshiping The great Bed. The great Bed is the Bed that you sleep on every night. When you go into a Bedroom do you sit in a chair, or on a desk? No. And there are so many good things you can do in a Bed. A Bed is just a great thing, and it's about time we give back. So people who are Bedodists have certain rituals and follow Book of Bed.

Child: "Is she Catholic?"

Parent: "No, honey! She's a Bedodist. She studies the practice of Bedoism."

Child: "Ohhh, mom I want to learn about "Bedoism "

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