Bedside Baptist

What is Bedside Baptist?


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Also known as Pillow Presbyterian, this church is one that you attend in your dreams. Members of Bedside Baptist may be labeled as heathens by members of other denominations.

Crap, dude, I overslept this morning so I ended up going to Bedside Baptist.

See jesus christ, sleeping, christian, nap, god


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