What is Bedspring Chorus?
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The sounds made by the springs in the bed as you are screwing your girlfriend. Usually heard by people in the room directly below you, as well as people in adjoining rooms.
Hell, if the bed is old enough and you and her are fat enough, the bedspring chorus will be heard half way to the next county.
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No one knows what this phrase means. Comedian Lewis Black said this in a bit but he doesn't know what it means either.
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