Bedtime Story

What is Bedtime Story?


1.

Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.

Masturbation is usually involved in this act.

"Dude, I told this girl a bedtime story last night and she moaned so loud!"

See phone sex, masturbation, horny, beating off, touch yourself

2.

An unexpected reception of a sexual act from another person at night, in one's bed.

Shawn thought Sara had gone home, but she returned to give him a bedtime story

See sex, fucking, gift, night, random

3.

The act of pulling out the pornjust before sleeping and having a wankbefore passing out asleep. A common practice amongst teenage boys, as well as self-proclaimed celibates.

Man - "So what did you get up to last night ?"

Colleague - "Not much, just watched tv and read myself a bedtime story"

See porn, books, stories, celibacy


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