What is Beeb?
1.
The BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation)
2.
used like babe, but actually a cute nickname for someone you like/love.
hey beeb.
love youuu beeb.
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3.
Something extremely cute and/or cuddly.
Aww, your new puppy is such a beeb!
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4.
Abv. BBC aka British Broadcasting Corporation.
Beeb: Friendly sounding smug nickname invented by the BBC so that they don't sound like a big corporate monster who steal 120 pounds a year off poor people so that they can make shitey, middle class dramas about businessmen, DIY/Property programmes about people with loads of money and patronizing kids tv about kids with social difficulties who live in big massive houses in Kent.
'Beeb' is also the BBC's brand name and a byword for the 'much loved' BBC family. This family are basically a big bunch of posh twats from West London who sit around all day deciding how best they can spend other peoples money without actually using any talent.
TV voiceover: "And coming up next on beeb one, some posh kids have a hilarious scrape on 'My Dad's the Prime Minister."
"I work for the Beeb, I'm just so cooool!"
5.
Derogatory term for anyone from Iraq, Iran etc. Short for Habib.
"Hey, kep an eye on that Beeb over there, he's lookin to plant an IED
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6.
to be intoxicated.
Short for Beeblo.
You shouldn't drive. You're a little beeb."
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1) Rasist term for people with dark skin.
2) Persons from in different country and speaking broken english that try to sell you shit you don't need. ie. The beach donkeys in mexico.
Tyler went to visit the beebs well on vacation and ended up getting the shits from eating the beeb food, then well drunk from drinking to much beeb beer the beebs ripped him off selling him beeb trinkets.
