Beecher City

What is Beecher City?


1.

Illinois city population 450. One-time high times weedcapital of the WORLD. Now probably just the white-trash capital of the world. Mascot: Beecher City Eagles. This author is a proud one-time resident and alum.

"Man I was down at the store in Beecher City and this hillbilly tried to race trucks with me, but I just blew weed smoke in his face."

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Pop. 450

Location: One mile east of the junction of Highway 33 and Highway 128. (lower middle part of bumm fucking Illinois)

Demographic: Black .02% , White 53%, White Trash 47%.

Average Yearly Income: $12,573

Nickname: Beecher

Description: One time "High Times Weed Capital of the World", Beecher City is now just a small town 15 miles west of Effingham, with alot (and i do mean alot) of stoners.

Meghann "So, is there anywhere to work at in Beecher City?"

Alex "No."

Meghann "What about the Beecher Meat Factory?"

Alex "What? There's no meat facto..."

"Oh, a masturbation joke, nice"

See beecher city, beecher, effingham, pot, weed, white trash


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