Beef And Beer

What is Beef And Beer?


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Tasty Beef, Beer of your choice and a whole bunch of happiness for under £3.

Barmaid: "How can I help you?"

Punter: "Beef and Beer"

Barmaid: "That's £2.99 please"

Punter: (Nods knowingly) "Safe"


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