What is Beef Brawl?
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When a group of men get together and all lay their penises onto a round table. The game begins when one punches the penis of the man to his left flat on the table. The chain continues until all but one man has quit. This last man is called the "beef queen" until the next round begins. Reconstructive surgeory is typically needed for participants.
I nearly bled to death last night during the second round of our beef brawl. Good times.
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