What is Beef Curtain?
1.
stretched out and saggy vaginal lips. It is also refered to as a "shotgun blast" or an "exploded bubble gum bubble"
When I got one look at her beef curtain, I pulled up my pants.
2.
Big saggy pussy lips that can be brown or pink, and serves as a nice blanket for a cock on a cold wintry day.
Being stuck in a blizzard, I was very thankful my girlfriend had her warm beef curtains to keep my dick from getting frost-bitten and fall off.
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Reference to a
A porn star likely has beef curtains.
4.
The shanked out remains of the labia after being stretched like Play-Doh from an hour or so of jimmy-jam.
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5.
Very large and droopy, even pendulous, vaginal labia.
My mom has the biggest pussy lips in the world; they're like a beef curtain.
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6.
yet another synonym for the female genetalia, specifically the inner labia. Sometimes used in conjuction with "rainbow tint"--referring to the color gradation at the ends of sliced roast beef.(Abbreviation: curtain)(See baloney flap)
Seriously, she had a full-on beef curtain...with rainbow tint!
Ain't nothin' wrong with a little "curtain" every now and then.
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a vagina that looks like a fresh, fleshy open wound. Can sometimes resemble a dogs gums.
that girl got slammed so many times, she has beef curtain.
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