Beef Curtains Edit Meaning

1.

n. the resulting low hanging, loose, flappy labia from muliple bangings of the female genitalia

"I was doing this slut the other day and her beef curtains were hanging almost to her knees."

See wuba

2.

n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.

n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.

I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?

See Jimmy

3.

Excess meat surrounding the external portion of the vagina. Oh fuck it, theyre just meat flaps.

See also: Meat fly catchers, strip steak butterflies, ham and cheese, meat on the taco, kermit the frog, gumby and occasionally used to sweep the floors by geraitrics with 2 inch beef clams. 2 inches from the ground.

4.

A woman's long, dangling labia minora that hangs far beyond the outer vaginal lips. May cause camel toes or moose knuckes.

Wilma's beef curtains were so long that she could tie them in a knot.

See clappers, loose meat sandwich, piss flaps, carne asada, meat flaps

5.

The excess skin of the female genetalia (labia) which serve no purpose other than tying in knots or posing in the "butterfly" position.

The new issue of Hustler had a bitch with 3 inch beef curtains. I love them.

6.

A slang name for a ladies flangita lips.

My girlfriends just washed her beef curtains, they have come out lovely and fresh

See Mike

7.

derogatory term used to describe the female genitalia.

"Tell your sister to open up the beef curtains, I'm coming over!"

See muff, meat wad, flower, buttered muffin, hoohoo