Beef Dagger

What is Beef Dagger?

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n. A tool used to draw the beef curtains; a smaller but meatier pork sword; a dangerous stabbing weapon most effective when targetting the rusty sheriff's badgeor when thrown into salmon canyon; the giggle stick.

Man: Hey honey, what say we uncork a bottle of Chardonnay, snuggle up and watch The Notebooktogether?

Wife: Oh, how romantic!!!

Man: Actually, scrap that idea - how about you bend over and I'll thrust a beef dagger into your treacherous brown eye.

Wife: Oh no, not again!

Man: Spread 'em, bumslut!

See boabie, clopper, rectum, stab, penetrate
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