Beef Dagger

What is Beef Dagger?

1.

n. A tool used to draw the beef curtains; a smaller but meatier pork sword; a dangerous stabbing weapon most effective when targetting the rusty sheriff's badgeor when thrown into salmon canyon; the giggle stick.

Man: Hey honey, what say we uncork a bottle of Chardonnay, snuggle up and watch The Notebooktogether?

Wife: Oh, how romantic!!!

Man: Actually, scrap that idea - how about you bend over and I'll thrust a beef dagger into your treacherous brown eye.

Wife: Oh no, not again!

Man: Spread 'em, bumslut!

See boabie, clopper, rectum, stab, penetrate
25

Random Words:

W-t-f
1. The same meaning as "What the fuck," just saying the letters out. Mostly Australians use it, but it sounds funny as hell. Bob..
Read more
Uncle Porky
1. What Arnold Schwarzenegger calls his uncle in law, Ted Kennedy. Uncle Porky tragically resembles a pig in human form...
Read more
Virgingity
1. Having never fucked a ginger. Ryan: I'd totally screw that redhead over there. you? Sam: Nah man, i need to retain my virgingity...
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free