Beef Dagger

What is Beef Dagger?


1.

n. A tool used to draw the beef curtains; a smaller but meatier pork sword; a dangerous stabbing weapon most effective when targetting the rusty sheriff's badgeor when thrown into salmon canyon; the giggle stick.

Man: Hey honey, what say we uncork a bottle of Chardonnay, snuggle up and watch The Notebooktogether?

Wife: Oh, how romantic!!!

Man: Actually, scrap that idea - how about you bend over and I'll thrust a beef dagger into your treacherous brown eye.

Wife: Oh no, not again!

Man: Spread 'em, bumslut!

See boabie, clopper, rectum, stab, penetrate


25

Random Words:

1. similar to a bar fly, a female that frequents a perticular bar and is well known by everyone. Queen Bar fly is always up for a good tim..
1. Somebody who is always pouting about anything Pout Master Mike. Pout pout pout. See emo, queer, faggot, homo, gay..
1. Characterized by humorous banter, pursuit of excellence, and Aggies who learned how to spell. People who post on texags know how to spe..