What is Beef Dagger?
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n. A tool used to draw the
Man: Hey honey, what say we uncork a bottle of Chardonnay, snuggle up and watch
The Notebook together?
Wife: Oh, how romantic!!!
Man: Actually, scrap that idea - how about you bend over and I'll thrust a beef dagger into your treacherous
brown eye .
Wife: Oh no, not again!
Man: Spread 'em,
bumslut !
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When you want to go for a number two, you are in fact going to 'part your hair'.
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