What is Beef Flaps?
1.
the term 'beef flaps' is used in a derrogatory fashion to describe the female genitalia, as they tend to, (especially when a female is aroused) resemble two peices of flappy beef, between the legs of the woman.
'look at doreen's beef flaps, i bet you a tenner she hasnt shaved them in at least three weeks!'
2.
Slang. A term used for a rather large, flappy pair of labia majora which resemble a dangly cut of beef. (Think of two flapping sirloin steaks)
'Beef flaps' are usually dark red in colour, look slightly raw and bloddy and have a lot of veins and sinew running through them.
I saw your mum's beef flaps the other day, they hung out the side of her bikini, it was rather sick, especially as i'd had sirloin steak for dinner.
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