What is Beef Jerkey Johnson?
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a sasquatchular, slightly ginger, rednecked who enjoys rock climbing without a shirt, making beef jerkey, and who gets stung by bees while sleeping. Also a spaz
Wow that kid is a Beef Jerkey Johnson
Oh george bush is more of a redneck than Beef Jerkey Johnson
Wow he's as good of a rock climber as Beef Jerkey Johnson
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to whip out your very large dick, generally for a girl.
Britney wasn't really falling for my game until I decided to unfurl the tr..