Beef Jerky Edit Meaning

1.

the best snack around

Jack Link's is some pretty good beef jerky

2.

1. a fuckin delicious snack.

Yes Jack Link's Teriyaki beef jerky makes me cream in my pants.

See yummy, good, food, delicious, meat

3.

Jerky is the World's healthiest and best tasting snack food. Typically 97% fat free and no carbs, perfect for any and all diets. Widely used by weightlifters and fitness enthusiasts. Also is the most sold snack item to out Troops.

See beef jerky, jerky

4.

A replacement for masturbate/jerking in case you have someone around who might overhear.

"What are you doing?"

"Beef Jerky in my room."

See masturbate, beef, jerky, jerking, jacking, masturbating, masturbation

5.

The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.

They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.

See Michael

6.

When you receive a handjob that causes you to ejaculate, see {turkey jerky}

"I didn't get a BJ, but I got some nice beef jerky

7.

a) A form of ridicule regarding the obesity of a certain individual.

b) To play with a pungent meat-like vagina.

a) "That ain't no beer gut. That's pure Beef Jerky."

b) "I think I've lost my watch in your Beef Jerky."