What is Beef Jerky In A Dress?


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a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery

pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?

pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours

See old woman, cougar, leather, gaunt


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