What is Beef Jerky In A Dress?


1.

a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery

pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?

pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours

See old woman, cougar, leather, gaunt


13

Random Words:

1. See Octopus It is the plural of Octopus according to the dick-heads at Webster's Dictionaries. =) But /they/ had to be different...
1. Dr. Albert Hofmann (1906-Present) is none other than the Swiss chemist who created the most enigmatic, and strangest chemical known to m..
1. A joke from o rly with the popular Wii in it. Tim: I deafeted a monster! John: O wiily?..