What is Beef Stroking Cock Fungus?


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A man who's cock is so filthy that no woman, regaurdless of her low level of standards will not fornicate with or perform any sexual act upon resulting in the last resort of masturbation forever.

Nicole - Why are Mikey's hands always that strange shade of green???

Tiffany - Because he's a beef stroking cock fungus and that's the color of his cock!

See beef, stroking, cock, fungus, fungi


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