Beef Trumpet

What is Beef Trumpet?

A tasty, more inviting term used to refer to one's penis.

'She played a cracking tune on my beef trumpet'

See cock, pork sword

Fuck-off!!!

1. Opening line uttered with a vengeance by Uber hottie Denise Richards in the movie WILD THINGSthere by qualifying for the best opening li..

Lmr

1. Acronym for Last Minute Resistance. This is when a woman puts up some form of resistance right before you successfully lay her because s..

Felatiomeister

1. A person who specialises in the art of giving felatio, commonly known as 'head' That woman/Guy is a complete Felatiomeister d..

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