What is Beef Wellington?
1.
a sex position in which the girl lays face up and the man takes a crap on her vagina and then fucks her.
ah man my dick smells rank after giving that beef wellington to this one chick
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2.
When a gentleman inserts his leg into a ladyfriend up to the knee.
The only acceptable time for a man to shave his legs is in preparation for a beef wellington
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3.
Two men wrap their penises in shrinkwrap and stand face to face. Each man takes turns slapping the other's penis with their hand until one of the men gets an erection. Whoever gets the erection loses!
Tony and Mike won't stop playing beef wellington!
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4.
A Beef Wellington, term used by all folowers of Nathan Bird. Often used as a word that represents any rude word.
GET YOUR BEEF WELLINGTON OUT. That Nathan Bird, what a beef wellington. Go away you beef wellington.
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5.
(n.) A name given to one who has difficulty telling truths. Extremely addicted to fabricating ridiculous stories. Displays total disregard for honesty.
Beef Wellington is telling people that he smuggled a monkey from Africa into the country. It was under his trench coat.
