Beefcurtains

What is Beefcurtains?


1.

the prominent lips or labia minora of a woman's vulva especially the kind which protrude beyond the outer lips such as to form a set of fleshy window curtains around her vagina. Also called batwings after the style of old fashioned Western Saloon doors seen in cowboy movies.

The porn starlet spread her beefcurtains to take on the well-hung stud.

2.

female sex organ; labias.

Her beefcurtains like to flap in the wind.

3.

A sentence for a guy who decides to screw or is drunk enough to screw a fat chick.

Who, dude, are you gonna bang that fat beeyotch?

Fo' shizzle!

Then it's beefcurtains for you!

4.

faff flaps

she twitched as she tweaked her faff flaps


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