Beefer Edit Meaning

1.

A person who is fat, socially awkward, extremely unathletic, and permanently smells like a mixture of body odor and farts. The central wardrobe items in every beefer's closet are tapered sweat pants, novelty t-shirts, flannel and jean jackets. Beefers typically sweat 8-10 times more than their non-beefer counterparts, and have armpit stains within 30 minutes of showing and dressing in the morning. Easily identifiable by their dirt staches, horrid breath and die-hard love for the game of hockey. Only males can be classified as a beefer.

Person 1: Did you catch a whiff of those fat losers trading hockey cards in the K-Mart parking lot yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, what a bunch of beefers.

See fat, hockey, smelly, beefy, sweat pants

2.

A beefer is someone that creates beef, drama, fights, etc.

Man, Adams such a beefer!

See drama queen, hater, bully, bitch, annoyer

3.

When someone rips a fart which reaks up the general area.

Holy shit! Bob just ripped a big beefy beefer!

4.

noun - a slang would for best friend for ever and ever

"yo tom, you're my beefer"

"dude kelsey, you're my beefer man"

See best, friend, biffle, beefer, homeskillet

5.

Royal Marine ( United Kingdom forces) slang for a male homosexual

"Do you know Ginge"

"Yeah"

"He's beef"

"Ginge a beefer ?! Never"

See beef, beefer, queer, hom

6.

to crack-ass with substance

After eating three plates of jalepeno nachos, Jack ripped a beefer.

See disco

7.

Australian for a shit

Aww Man, ya shudda seen the beefer I just laid in the dunny... Rippah!!