What is Beefer?
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A person who is fat, socially awkward, extremely unathletic, and permanently smells like a mixture of body odor and farts. The central wardrobe items in every beefer's closet are tapered sweat pants, novelty t-shirts, flannel and jean jackets. Beefers typically sweat 8-10 times more than their non-beefer counterparts, and have armpit stains within 30 minutes of showing and dressing in the morning. Easily identifiable by their dirt staches, horrid breath and die-hard love for the game of hockey. Only males can be classified as a beefer.
Person 1: Did you catch a whiff of those fat losers trading hockey cards in the K-Mart parking lot yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, what a bunch of beefers.
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Man, Adams such a
beefer !
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3.
When someone rips a fart which reaks up the general area.
Holy shit! Bob just ripped a big beefy beefer!
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noun - a slang would for best friend for ever and ever
"yo tom, you're my beefer"
"dude kelsey, you're my beefer man"
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5.
Royal Marine ( United Kingdom forces) slang for a male homosexual
"Do you know Ginge"
"Yeah"
"He's beef"
"Ginge a beefer ?! Never"
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to crack-ass with substance
After eating three plates of jalepeno nachos, Jack ripped a beefer.
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Australian for a shit
Aww Man, ya shudda seen the beefer I just laid in the dunny... Rippah!!
