What is Beefstache?
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used to describe a grade A mustache that appears to have had meat particles in it. There are different variations such as chickenstache, troutstache, and baconstache. Essentially the meats are used to describe the particular hair color, thickness, and girth of the male. These kind of stache's are especially popular with the ladies and are meant to be stroked, petted, combed and in rare occasion, licked.
"That guy has the biggest beefstache I have ever seen!"
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When one becomes unconscious from choking on a penis.
That whore Jackie was giving a blowjob, but then she became uncockscious.
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A pun on the words stolen goods.
Can be used as a chat up line in "how would you like to be the receiver of some swollen goods?&qu..
