Beefwank

What is Beefwank?

the act of masturbating using a joint of beef with a cylindrical cavern dug out

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Dermot Murnaghan

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Epic Shrinkage

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Zpmfg

1. The ultimate combination of omfg, pmg, and zomg. Basically means, "Oh my fucking God!" liek zpmfg, he totaly just pwned you,..

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