Beefy Ben

What is Beefy Ben?


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Beefy Ben a pacey left back who has attracted the interest from a number of clubs. He is an expert at free-kicks and he can head everything that comes in his direction. He also has no fear and will start on any oppostion, mainly the right winger, and will live to tell the tail to his fellow team mates after the match. He is very noticable on a pitch wiv his bright boots- some say it puts the attacker off.

beefy ben- I think ive pulled my hamstring

(even tho he is walking fine)

No, its ur beefstring

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